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The CubCrafters CC19 XCub is an American light aircraft, designed and produced by CubCrafters of Yakima, Washington, introduced in June 2016. The aircraft is supplied complete and ready-to-fly.
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United Nations Security Council Resolution 194, adopted unanimously on September 25, 1964, reaffirmed its previous resolutions on Cyprus and extended the stationing period of the United Nations Peacekeeping Force in Cyprus for another 3 months, now ending December 26, 1964.
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