{"type":"general","setup":"What's the worst thing about ancient history class?","punchline":"The teachers tend to Babylon.","id":274}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
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Sarah Coventry was an American luxury jewelry brand named after the granddaughter of Lyman K. Stuart, the founder of the company. Established in 1949, the sales force was at first all male. Thousands of women and some men were recruited to sell jewelry at Sarah Coventry home jewelry parties. It was recognized as the largest direct selling jewelry company in the world during the sixties and early seventies. The company did not manufacture their own jewelry but did sketch out designs, then used other manufacturers to produce it. Most of the production happened in the state of Rhode Island.
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{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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