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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
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Baarland is a village in the Dutch province of Zeeland. It is a part of the municipality of Borsele, and lies about 21 km east of Middelburg.
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