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The Epodes are a collection of iambic poems written by the Roman poet Horace. They were published in 30 BC and form part of his early work alongside the Satires. Following the model of the Greek poets Archilochus and Hipponax, the Epodes largely fall into the genre of blame poetry, which seeks to discredit and humiliate its targets.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Heidi Julavits","displaytitle":"Heidi Julavits","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15052231","titles":{"canonical":"Heidi_Julavits","normalized":"Heidi Julavits","display":"Heidi Julavits"},"pageid":6526439,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Heidi_Julavits_2015.jpg/330px-Heidi_Julavits_2015.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Heidi_Julavits_2015.jpg","width":770,"height":1156},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280551390","tid":"d119bce4-0163-11f0-b102-7dce84a8dce4","timestamp":"2025-03-15T06:07:47Z","description":"American author, editor, and professor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Julavits","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Julavits?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Julavits?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Heidi_Julavits"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Julavits","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Heidi_Julavits","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Julavits?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Heidi_Julavits"}},"extract":"Heidi Suzanne Julavits is an American author and was a founding editor of The Believer magazine. She has been published in The Best Creative Nonfiction Vol. 2, Esquire, Culture+Travel, Story, Zoetrope All-Story, and McSweeney’s Quarterly. Her novels include The Mineral Palace (2000), The Effect of Living Backwards (2003), The Uses of Enchantment (2006), and The Vanishers (2012). She is an associate professor of writing at Columbia University. She is a recipient of the PEN New England Award.","extract_html":"
Heidi Suzanne Julavits is an American author and was a founding editor of The Believer magazine. She has been published in The Best Creative Nonfiction Vol. 2, Esquire, Culture+Travel, Story, Zoetrope All-Story, and McSweeney’s Quarterly. Her novels include The Mineral Palace (2000), The Effect of Living Backwards (2003), The Uses of Enchantment (2006), and The Vanishers (2012). She is an associate professor of writing at Columbia University. She is a recipient of the PEN New England Award.
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